Ponderables

Things that might make you go hmmm...

1. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
2. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
3. What were the oldies before they were old?
4. Why is big a smaller word and small a bigger word?
5. If a deaf man goes to court, would it still be called a "hearing"?
6. If humans' knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
7. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?
8. Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
9. If the universe keeps expanding, then what's on the other side?
10. The sentence following this one is false. The previous sentence is true.

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