Beat Boredom at Work
Use at own risk
- Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)
- "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
- Make upnicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."
- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the oppositive gender.)
- In the memo field of all your paychecks, write 'for sexual favors'.
- Put decafe in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- Send E-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
- While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.
- Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
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