Things to do when in an Elevator

Use at own risk

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of you kleenex to other passengers
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut up!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequence of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

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